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DJ MIDDLEWARE
Release Night
Your pain.
Our listening pleasure.
ERP 100 FM ID → Release Night
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Release Night! Are you ready to upgrade?!
That's the spirit!
Hands up if you tested in sandbox!
Hands up if you're testing in production!
Countdown! Five! Four! Three! Two!
Countdown. Paused. Awaiting. Approval.
Who's the approver?
Inactive. Employee.
Approve it myself! One!
Did you clear your cache...
Did you try another browser...
Is it happening for everyone...
Or is it only you...
Make some noise for the new features!
Make some noise for the release notes!
Nobody read them? Not one of you?
Your saved search has been running for four hours.
That's somebody's quarter-end report!
If you ever hard-coded an internal ID, I wanna hear you scream!
LOUDER!
Unexpected. Error. Unexpected. Error.
Did you clear your cache...
Did you try another browser...
Is it happening for everyone...
Or is it only you...
Can you send a screenshot?
Did you clear your cache!
Did you try another browser!
I tested it in preview...
I'll be the only one who's fine!
Thank you, Release Night! And remember, if anything's broken tomorrow...