SOMEBODY HAS EXCELLENT TASTE.
THE INSTANCE
It Works, Don’t Touch It
Your pain.
Our listening pleasure.
ERP 100 FM ID → It Works, Don’t Touch It
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We are the Instance
We were here before you
We will be here after you
Workflow 2014
Nobody owns me
I still approve
Saved search
40 columns
Nobody uses me
Nobody deletes me
Don't ask why
Don't ask who
Don't ask when
Don't…
IT WORKS!
Don't touch it
IT WORKS!
Don't touch it
Nobody knows how
Nobody knows why
IT WORKS!
Don't touch it
Nobody's touched it since 2014
IT WORKS!
IT WORKS!
un-ironic sax solo
Sandbox refresh
We copy ourselves
Two weeks of your work
Replaced by us
Deployment failed
Execute as admin
Documentation
V3 Final
from 2015
Approved by Lisa
Who the hell is Lisa?
Doesn't matter, 'cause
we have not read it
Don't ask why
Don't ask who
Don't ask when
Don't...
It works!
Don't touch it
It works!
Don't touch it
47 tickets and nobody knows why
It works!
Don't touch it
Nobody's touched it since 2014
It works!
It's down!
It's down!
Who touched it?
Roll it back
Roll it back
♪ Sax solo ♪
It works
Something happened
It works
Someone fixed it
TurboBase mapped it all
So changes are just fine
We are the Instance
We are the Instance
And we feel fine