Don’t Deprecate Me

Found me in the script list

Last touched in twenty-ten

No comments in my code

Just a name nobody's seen

I run at two a.m.

Every night without a sound

Hardcoded every ID

And I've never let you down

Don't deprecate me

I'm the thing that holds it all

Don't deprecate me

Every save still makes my call

You can rewrite what you want

But you can't make me leave

Don't deprecate me

Don't deprecate me

They want me in the new version

Clean code and unit tests

But nobody knows what I touch

So they're scared to touch the rest

I hit my usage limit

Every quarter's end, I break

Then I run again tomorrow

Like it was their mistake

Don't deprecate me

I'm the thing that holds it all

Don't deprecate me

Every save still makes my call

You can rewrite what you want

But you can't make me leave

Don't deprecate me

Don't deprecate me

Script error. Unexpected. See execution log.

The log is empty!

This version will be retired in a future release.

You said that last year!

Don't deprecate me

I'm the thing that holds it all

Don't deprecate me

Every save still makes my call

You can rewrite what you want

But you can't make me leave

Don't deprecate me

Don't deprecate me

Still running

Still running

Retirement postponed.